wHY I AM GAINING FOLLOWERS NO DON’T DO THAT

-nopes out the window-
“Y’arrrr, me harties! If yer not with us, then yer on yer own! The booty will be all mine, yar har harrrr!”
NOPE RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM.
THERE’S NO PIRATE ADVENTURES OR FUN HERE.
Thar be adventure afoot! All ye who search for thee booty, ride with me! All against will walk the plank! BWARHARHARRRR!
“…How’d I get here, poyo?”
“Ehm…
…
Aye, ye mateys, we got an enemy ship coming at ye mother ship! Raise the flag! Arm the cannons, and prepare to fire on the British scums! Get whatever ye can!” She goes into a coughing fit from the successful imitation of a stereotypical pirate.
“…Well, space pirates don’t need that quirk.”
Successful yes, but not all that good to say in front of ACTUAL pirates.

Presidos: “Not all Pirates speak like that, living ones. I should know, for I am one.”
((What are his dislikes?))
Here’s that Kyurem I was talking about earlier. I’m positive that there’s at least another Kyurem out there, but it’s Tumblr so reasons afterwards.
Headcanons about MY Kyurem:
So basically a different Kyurem. Any thoughts/inquiries about him before he goes live in a new blog?
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
(Source: ddowney, via she-screams-silenc3)
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Despite its name, the maned wolf is not a wolf at all, nor is it a fox, coyote, or dog. It is the only member of the Chrysocyon genus, making it a truly unique animal, not closely related to any other living canid. One hypothesis for this is that the maned wolf is the last surviving species of the Pleistocene Extinction, which wiped out all other large canids from the continent.
oh my gosh
It looked like a freaking Deer-Dog thing.
(via ask-beedrill)
He rolled the answers off of his fingers once more.
“Mooshu, no it isn’t Fairy World, and I ask again: Why do you need it?”
It’s clear Presidos wasn’t going to part with the wand easily.
“God damn it. I need to get to the Nexus. Give me the bloody wand. Please.”
“…Wait. Where’s Mooshu? How far is it from Anti-Fairy World?”
Presidos put the wand into his belt, the belt automatically tightening around it. It wasn’t clear to Presidos whether or not the wand was going to be used for good intentions.
“I assume very far away, blue one. This “Anti-Fairy World” is not designated upon our maps. And we have many, many maps.”
Yayakoma’s English name: Fletchling!
Flame Charge is a confirmed move for Fletchling!
Elikitero’s English Name: Helioptile!
Parabolic Charge is a confirmed move!
Yancham’s English Name: Pancham!
Parting Remark is a Confirmed Move! However, it is called Parting Shot!
Gogoat’s English name is still Gogoat!
Riding on a Gogoat is Confirmed! Gogoat Learning Horn Leech is confirmed!
I’m sure many of you know this already, but I learned this from the official website! I cannot wait for XY!
Today was the big day! While Gardenia was never exactly into fashion and dressing up, she was somewhat excited for this. She had never been asked to a prom before, so this was the first dance she would go to with a date.
Putting the finishing touches on her eyeliner, she stepped back and looked at herself in the mirror. Donned in a light green dress with brown straps around the top and around the waist, she also had on matching brown leather heels that actually complimented her feet nicely. And to top it all off, there were a pair of gold bangles hanging lazily on her right wrist. Concealer was placed upon her face to even out her skin tone, and eyeliner and forest green eye shadow misting off the ends of her eyelids.
“Well, I don’t look too bad!” she muttered to herself, an excited grin planted firmly on her face. Unfolding the piece of paper that held the location of the dance, she set out.
The place seemed pretty crowded already from the outside. Lots of people were in line, waiting to get inside. Each of them were dressed in newly-pressed tuxedos and beautiful dresses. Feeling a bit out of place, Gardenia pulled down the ends of her dress uncomfortably as the slight wind of the warm evening played with it. But, here she sat, waiting for her date to arrive so they could go in together.
Jehriah, before he arrived at the predestined place, was at a tailor’s to get his tuxedo fitted.

Tailor: “Wondahful, Dahling, you’ll be the star of the ball!”
Jehriah: “I’m not quite sure… but thank you all the same!”
The trainer paid for the tuxedo and hurried his way to the prom. Glace, his Glaceon, popped out from one of his Pokéballs.
“Glace!? How did you- Nevermind. I’m just nervous…”
“Glaaceon.” (Don’t be nervous, Jehriah! Lots of boys get nervous when they’re going out with a girl they like!)
“D-don’t be ridiculous. I’m sure when she said “it’s a date” She meant “It’s a date” not “It’s a date”
“Glaaa.” (Shut up, she’s into you!)
A tiny blush escaped from his face. “D-don’t be silly. Besides, this tuxedo is tight… I don’t think I can fit many Pokémon in here…”
“Glaaa!” (IT’S A PROM. You don’t need us there!)
“…right, well I’ll just fit your Pokéball in here.”
“Glaeaeceon!” (Alright, let’s go go go!)
The female Glaceon hopped back into her Pokéball, and Jehriah hurried off to a florist’s to pick up a bouquet, then arrived to the destination.
Jehriah stood tall and confident, handing Gardenia the bouquet. It was of gardenias, in an ironic twist of fate. “It was the only kind they had. Are you ready to head in?” He nervously asked. He was pretty nervous, to say the least.
Gardenia couldn’t help but let out a little squeal when the Pokémon didn’t try to wiggle away from her grip. Snuggling into the Pokémon known as Deerling’s pink and yellow-spotted fur, she noticed that the little tiny mushroom Pokémon that she had also grabbed had squirmed away from her clutch.
“Hey, where are you going, little Pokémon?” she asked. Just then, the little Grass-type released a small spray of Sleep Powder. Gardenia couldn’t help but let out a squeal of happiness from the attack.
“How adorable!” Before the attack could dissipate, Gardenia held her nose forward and breathed in the powder. “Oh! What a flowery aroma! Such a beautiful and tiring scent!” Consciousness was slowly falling out of her reach from breathing in the powder, so she slowly fell back, laying her head on Jehriah’s Whimsicott before passing out from the Sleep Powder’s effect.
The Foongus stopped it’s Sleep Powder wave once Gardenia started to compliment it. It’s not often it gets complimented. It stopped only because it didn’t want to affect it’s own Trainer.
“Whiimsii-” The Whimsicott couldn’t support much of Gardenia’s head weight, so it was up to Jehriah to pick up the Grass Gym Leader up and take her to the World Tournament.
When they got there, Jehriah laid the unconscious woman on a bench, and pulled out a Fresh Water from his bag. He filled a paper cup about a third of the way with the water from the bottle, and threw a little bit of the water on Gardenia’s face, in attempt to wake her from her nap.
(Source: askfusionkirbyscharacters)
Presidos rolled the answers off of his fingers.
“Yes, yes, Hamamitsu Skyway, Going to Marleybone, Came from Valencia, and why do you need it?” The Android kept the wand away from Anti-Cosmo, to make sure it wasn’t used against him.
He bit his lip. Where the hell was he? “What world is this? This isn’t Fairy World. I know that much. And I- please, just give me my wand. I need it so I can get the hell off this thing.”
“There’s somewhere I need to be.”
He rolled the answers off of his fingers once more.
“Mooshu, no it isn’t Fairy World, and I ask again: Why do you need it?”
It’s clear Presidos wasn’t going to part with the wand easily.
Presidos nodded once more. “Something like that, miss.
I do not believe that I have caught your name yet. What is it, If I may ask?”
“Sorry! I’m Wanda. It’s nice to meet you..?” she waved her hand in an encouraging manner, silently asking for a name.
The Android takes note of the name. It was most unusual, but nevertheless a name.
“My alias is Presidos Ultimus, though most just call me by the first name.”